(16 July 2017)
"Tomorrow! No coffee, no Facebook, no food—well, maybe some Soylent because the medication for my birth defect says to take with food, some kind of bioavailability thing—no low-quality internet reading, no TV ... just writing! The demons that haunt us are only powerful to the extent that we refuse to look—show them the true meaning of 'writer's block' by looking 'em in the eye and hitting 'em in the face with a brick!"
"Wait, you have a birth defect?"
"Defective X chromosome. And another thing—"
"Also, how often do these grandiose vows of yours actually come true?"
"Induction isn't real!"