7 "Mark, I can't quite place it, but you look ... _different_ somehow," Alexa says.
9 "Yeah, I'm experimenting with a nonstandard hormone balance. It's kind of like being transgender, but without the part where you delusionally claim to be a woman," I say.
13 "I said, 'It's kind of like being transgender, but less socially-disruptive.' Why, what did you think I said?"