"Mark, I can't quite place it, but you look ... _different_ somehow," says Alexa.
-"Oh, yes, I'm experimenting with a nonstandard hormone balance. It's kind of like being transgender, but without the part where you delusionally claim to be a woman."
+"Oh yes, thanks for noticing. I'm experimenting with a nonstandard hormone balance. It's kind of like being transgender, but without the part where you delusionally claim to be a woman."
-"What?"
+"_What?!_"
"I said, 'It's kind of like being transgender, but less socially-disruptive.' Why, what did you think I said?"