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Tags: autogynephilia, review (product)
Status: draft
-Our civilization can do a lot of cool things with silicon
+This is a chemistry fanblog now! I've decided that my favorite chemical element is [silicon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon). Atomic number 14, like the fourth [Catalan number](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalan_number). Forms _four_ covalent bonds at once. Did you know some scientists believe that there may be [silicon-based life](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_types_of_biochemistry#Silicon_biochemistry) somewhere in the universe?
-### Gold Seal NAKED Silicone Bodysuit
+And used in making so many beautiful things ...! The [microchips](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integrated_circuit) on which our electronic Society is built, obviously, but [silicone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicone) polymers also have a wide range of applications in industrial and consumer products.
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+Today, I'd like to talk about some ... _consumer_ products.
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+Exceptâthis isn't actually a chemistry fanblog. If you'd rather avoid discussion of certain _consumer products_, you might want to stop reading and close the tab now.
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+[TODO: better intro/transition]
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+### [Gold Seal NAKED Silicone Bodysuit](https://thebreastformstore.com/gold-seal-naked-silicone-bodysuit/)
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+[One of the disappointing things about breastforms is that they're noticeablyânot actually part of your body.](/2017/Sep/hormones-day-156-developments-doubts-and-pulling-the-plug-or-putting-the-cis-in-decision/#first-breastforms) There is an _edge_ between the form and your actual chest.
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+In contrast, this bodysuit featuring fake breasts _and_ a fake vulva, all in one piece, seemed like an appealing thing to try out. Compared to breastforms, the bodysuit promised to offer a "bottom" experience, and, not a more _seamless_ transformation on "top", but rather to put the seams in a potentially less conspicuous location (at the neck/arms/legs, rather than on the chest where they interfere with the illusion of actually having breasts).
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+It only comes in one size, but according to the sizing chart, I ought to fit given my 37½Ⳡunderbust measurement.
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+... it did not fit. I did _substantial_ damage to the suit just struggling to get it on: ripping a huge tear in the back to the left hip, _and_
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+(In retrospect, I should have taken care to heed the direction to apply talcum powder to my skin and the inside of the suit, before stuggling so much.)
* I could not get this on, at all: huge rip on the back side, and the zipper came off; the former seems unambiguously like "my fault", but the zipper actually seems like low-quality product?
- * breasts hang too low, but that could be due to broken zipper
+ * should've listened to the baby powder direction before trying to squeeze it on
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+The breasts hang significantly too lowâbut
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* hard to fit member in urination option, I swear it leaked urine out side?ânot sure how the hydraulics worked there
- * customer service was very nice and helpful, offered glue for zipper
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* cleavage is nice
- * should've listened to the baby powder direction before trying to squeeze it on
- * purple fake rose petals in box are a nice touch
- * overall effect I would describe as cartoony
+ * also: can't masturbate with the bottom on!
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+I would describe the overall effect as "cartoony."
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+Customer service was very nice and helpful when I wrote to them about my experience.
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+The product page had already warned that all sales of this item were final (would _you_ want to buy one of these used?)
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+ * customer service was very nice and helpful, offered glue for zipper (I assume they don't hire actual women for those jobs)
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* I ended up cutting it in half to try to wear the pieces separately, but the cut was a little too below waist for the now-"shorts"
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+(The fake purple rose petals in the box were a nice touch.)
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* I like the idea, but overall, do not recommend
-https://thebreastformstore.com/gold-seal-naked-silicone-bodysuit/
-Cost: $600
-Rating: â
½
+**Cost:** $600
+**Rating:** â
½
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+### [Crea FX Taylor Silicone Mask](https://www.creafx.com/en/special-make-up-effects/taylor-silicone-mask/)
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