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Tags: autogynephilia, review (product)
Status: draft
-Our civilization can do a lot of cool things with silicon
+This is a chemistry fanblog now! I've decided that my favorite chemical element is [silicon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon). Atomic number 14, like the fourth [Catalan number](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalan_number). Forms _four_ covalent bonds at once. Did you know some scientists believe that there may be [silicon-based life](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_types_of_biochemistry#Silicon_biochemistry) somewhere in the universe?
-### Gold Seal NAKED Silicone Bodysuit
+And used in making so many beautiful things ...! The [microchips](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integrated_circuit) on which our electronic Society is built, obviously, but [silicone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicone) polymers also have a wide range of applications in industrial and consumer products.
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+Today, I'd like to talk about some ... _consumer_ products.
+
+Exceptâthis isn't actually a chemistry fanblog. If you'd rather avoid discussion of certain _consumer products_, you might want to stop reading and close the tab now.
+
+[TODO: better intro/transition]
+
+### [Gold Seal NAKED Silicone Bodysuit](https://thebreastformstore.com/gold-seal-naked-silicone-bodysuit/)
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+[One of the disappointing things about breastforms is that they're noticeablyânot actually part of your body.](/2017/Sep/hormones-day-156-developments-doubts-and-pulling-the-plug-or-putting-the-cis-in-decision/#first-breastforms) There is an _edge_ between the form and your actual chest.
+
+In contrast, this bodysuit featuring fake breasts _and_ a fake vulva, all in one piece, seemed like an appealing thing to try out. Compared to breastforms, the bodysuit promised to offer both a "bottom" experience, and, not a more _seamless_ transformation on "top", but rather, to put the seams in a potentially less conspicuous location (at the neck/arms/legs, rather than on the chest where they interfere with the illusion of actually having breasts).
+
+It only comes in one size, but according to the sizing chart, I ought to fit given my 37½Ⳡunderbust measurement.
+
+... I did not fit. It took a huge stuggle just to get it on at all, and I did substantial damage to the suit in the process, ripping a huge tear in the back (from the center to the left hip), _and_ derailing the zipper, _and_, somehow, detaching the sides of the zipper from the suit.
+
+In retrospect, I should have taken care to heed the direction to apply talcum powder to my skin and the inside of the suit, before stuggling so much, and on that count, I'll easily accept the rip in the back as "my fault", but the way the zipper derailed and detached so easily seems like more of an indicator of a low-quality product?
+
+ The cleavage is nice
+
+The breasts hang significantly too lowâbut
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+I would describe the overall effect as "cartoony."
- * I could not get this on, at all: huge rip on the back side, and the zipper came off; the former seems unambiguously like "my fault", but the zipper actually seems like low-quality product?
- * breasts hang too low, but that could be due to broken zipper
* hard to fit member in urination option, I swear it leaked urine out side?ânot sure how the hydraulics worked there
- * customer service was very nice and helpful, offered glue for zipper
- * cleavage is nice
- * should've listened to the baby powder direction before trying to squeeze it on
- * purple fake rose petals in box are a nice touch
- * overall effect I would describe as cartoony
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+ * also: can't masturbate with the bottom on!
+
+The product page had already warned that all sales of this item were final (would _you_ want to buy one of these used?)
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+Customer service was very nice and helpful when I wrote to them about my experience.
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+offered glue for zipper (I assume they don't hire actual women for those jobs)
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* I ended up cutting it in half to try to wear the pieces separately, but the cut was a little too below waist for the now-"shorts"
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+(The fake purple rose petals in the box were a nice touch.)
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* I like the idea, but overall, do not recommend
-https://thebreastformstore.com/gold-seal-naked-silicone-bodysuit/
+**Cost:** $600
+**Rating:** â
½
+
+### [Crea FX Taylor Silicone Mask](https://www.creafx.com/en/special-make-up-effects/taylor-silicone-mask/)
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