X-Git-Url: http://unremediatedgender.space/source?a=blobdiff_plain;f=content%2Fdrafts%2Fmulti-product-review-various-agp-erotic-aids.md;h=c5e741492a022bcf5235d3cefd5d82c707cbbd35;hb=2e150a0591645bbd82f145c05d73a89c790e88b6;hp=6c2b02323c6e8ee8b93169b948df99e99defc522;hpb=4d517cf3f2ce3ee08e0459cbc5dc278f0a55b63b;p=Ultimately_Untrue_Thought.git diff --git a/content/drafts/multi-product-review-various-agp-erotic-aids.md b/content/drafts/multi-product-review-various-agp-erotic-aids.md index 6c2b023..c5e7414 100644 --- a/content/drafts/multi-product-review-various-agp-erotic-aids.md +++ b/content/drafts/multi-product-review-various-agp-erotic-aids.md @@ -4,9 +4,21 @@ Category: commentary Tags: autogynephilia, review (product) Status: draft -Our civilization can do a lot of cool things with silicon +This is a chemistry fanblog now! I've decided that my favorite chemical element is [silicon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon). Atomic number 14, like the fourth [Catalan number](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalan_number). Forms _four_ covalent bonds at once. Did you know some scientists believe that there may be [silicon-based life](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_types_of_biochemistry#Silicon_biochemistry) somewhere in the universe? -### Gold Seal NAKED Silicone Bodysuit +And used in making so many beautiful things ...! The [microchips](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integrated_circuit) on which our electronic Society is built, obviously, but [silicone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicone) polymers also have a wide range of applications in industrial and consumer products. + +Today, I'd like to talk about some ... _consumer_ products. + +Except—this isn't actually a chemistry fanblog. If you'd rather avoid discussion of certain _consumer products_, you might want to stop reading and close the tab now. + +### [Gold Seal NAKED Silicone Bodysuit](https://thebreastformstore.com/gold-seal-naked-silicone-bodysuit/) + + + +One of the disappointing things about breastforms is that they're noticeably—not actually part of your body. + +/2017/Sep/hormones-day-156-developments-doubts-and-pulling-the-plug-or-putting-the-cis-in-decision/first-breastforms * I could not get this on, at all: huge rip on the back side, and the zipper came off; the former seems unambiguously like "my fault", but the zipper actually seems like low-quality product? * breasts hang too low, but that could be due to broken zipper @@ -19,12 +31,15 @@ Our civilization can do a lot of cool things with silicon * I ended up cutting it in half to try to wear the pieces separately, but the cut was a little too below waist for the now-"shorts" * I like the idea, but overall, do not recommend -https://thebreastformstore.com/gold-seal-naked-silicone-bodysuit/ +**Cost:** $600 +**Rating:** ★½ -Cost: $600 -Rating: ★½ +### [Crea FX Taylor Silicone Mask](https://www.creafx.com/en/special-make-up-effects/taylor-silicone-mask/) -### Crea FX Taylor Silicone Mask +
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* really good; it actually looks like a woman's face!! * somehow looks worse in photographs than it does in the mirror?] @@ -32,11 +47,9 @@ Rating: ★½ * going to reprise Ens.-Sylvia-Tilly-wearing-sunglasses at Fan Expo 2022 to see if I can pass at all * Is it possible that I stretched out the nose area?? * standing a distance from the mirror in a dark hotel room, I actually bought it?! - -https://www.creafx.com/en/special-make-up-effects/taylor-silicone-mask/ - -Cost: €672 -Rating: ★★★★½ + +**Cost:** €672 +**Rating:** ★★★★½ ### GPT-3 @@ -48,26 +61,28 @@ Rating: ★★★★½ stock phrase "Mark had always been fascinated by women. He loved the way they looked, the way they smelled, the way they sounded" -Cost: -Rating: ★★★ +**Cost:** +**Rating:** ★★★ ### Xpression Camera * it's limited in the sense of noticeably not being a magic mirror (that key fraction of a second behind real time, pixelly, it's just doing basic eye-mouth tracking, so expressions are limited in that sense, distortion if you tilt your head too much), but it gets _close enough_ to being a magic mirror to be really exciting: I blink, the woman on the screen blinks; I open my mouth, she opens her mouth. Amazing!! * I haven't actually tried this on a video call yet (any readers interested in a call?) -Cost: -Rating: ★★½ +**Cost:** +**Rating:** ★★½ ### Stable Diffusion + + * For some reason, I really love celebrity prompts! (Where "individual people whose faces I recognize" is the actual thing, but celebrities are the way to realize that) * Yeah, you can already see lots of pictures of celebrities online * still in the distorted uncanny-valley regime, most of the time * img2img for pose customization!! -Cost: -Rating: ★★★½ +**Cost:** +**Rating:** ★★★½ It's weirdly better at depicting America Ferrera https://laion-aesthetic.datasette.io/laion-aesthetic-6pls/images?_search=oprah&_sort=rowid Oprah @@ -79,7 +94,7 @@ https://laion-aesthetic.datasette.io/laion-aesthetic-6pls/images?_search=Nana+Vi ### Takeaways -Why write about this? Why write about icky erotic stuff on a blog that also has Science and Philosophy stuff that's safe for work? Well, in the current year I think there's actually a public interest in being clear that—if I'm the kind of person who becomes a trans women in Berkeley, which no one seems to dispute—this is the kind of thing people like me spend a lot of time on. And—it just, doesn't really seem like something actual-females would relate to +Why write about this? Why write about icky erotic stuff on a blog that also has Science and Philosophy stuff that's _unambiguously_ safe for work? Well, in the current year I think there's actually a public interest in being clear that—if I'm the kind of person who becomes a trans women in Berkeley, which no one seems to dispute—this is the kind of thing people like me spend a lot of time on. And—it just, doesn't really seem like something actual-females would relate to * I didn't masturbate from Sat. until Wed. in anticipation of trying on the mask in a hotel room; I was delighted that I came a little bit (entirely flaccid) while shitting—that's a sign that I had succeeded in building up, and yet somehow I didn't feel very horny or get as much pleasure when the time came? Maybe I'm getting old? \ No newline at end of file