When I glanced at the blog comments on my phone, Interstice said that
he (realistically _he_, but if not, I want to marry her) wanted to see
the story about the friendly squirrels.
This (which has no excuse taking more than an hour to finish and shove
out the door) has actually been sitting in my drafts since the
beginning of the blog more than five years ago! People really mostly
don't do things!