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@@ -4,9 +4,13 @@ Category: commentary
 Tags: autogynephilia, review (product)
 Status: draft
 
-Our civilization can do a lot of cool things with silicon
+I've decided that my favorite chemical element is silicon. Atomic number 14, an excellent number. Forms _four_ covalent bonds at once. Did you know some scientists believe that there may be silicon-based life somewhere in the universe? And used in making so many beautiful things ...!
 
-### Gold Seal NAKED Silicone Bodysuit
+
+
+### [Gold Seal NAKED Silicone Bodysuit](https://thebreastformstore.com/gold-seal-naked-silicone-bodysuit/)
+
+<a href="/images/bodysuit_zipper_error.jpg"><img src="/images/bodysuit_zipper_error.jpg" width="240" style="float: left; margin: 0.4pc;"></a>
 
  * I could not get this on, at all: huge rip on the back side, and the zipper came off; the former seems unambiguously like "my fault", but the zipper actually seems like low-quality product?
  * breasts hang too low, but that could be due to broken zipper
@@ -19,12 +23,15 @@ Our civilization can do a lot of cool things with silicon
  * I ended up cutting it in half to try to wear the pieces separately, but the cut was a little too below waist for the now-"shorts"
  * I like the idea, but overall, do not recommend
 
-https://thebreastformstore.com/gold-seal-naked-silicone-bodysuit/
+**Cost:** $600  
+**Rating:** ★½
 
-Cost: $600
-Rating: ★½
+### [Crea FX Taylor Silicone Mask](https://www.creafx.com/en/special-make-up-effects/taylor-silicone-mask/)
 
-### Crea FX Taylor Silicone Mask
+<div style="float: right;">
+<a href="/images/mask_plain.jpg"><img src="/images/mask_plain.jpg" width="240" style="margin: 0.4pc;"></a>
+<a href="/images/mask_with_wig_and_rose-colored_glasses.jpg"><img src="/images/mask_with_wig_and_rose-colored_glasses.jpg" width="140" style="margin: 0.4pc;"></a>
+</div>
 
  * really good; it actually looks like a woman's face!!
  * somehow looks worse in photographs than it does in the mirror?]
@@ -32,11 +39,9 @@ Rating: ★½
  * going to reprise Ens.-Sylvia-Tilly-wearing-sunglasses at Fan Expo 2022 to see if I can pass at all
  * Is it possible that I stretched out the nose area??
  * standing a distance from the mirror in a dark hotel room, I actually bought it?!
-
-https://www.creafx.com/en/special-make-up-effects/taylor-silicone-mask/
-
-Cost: €672
-Rating: ★★★★½
+ 
+**Cost:** €672  
+**Rating:** ★★★★½
 
 ### GPT-3
 
@@ -48,26 +53,28 @@ Rating: ★★★★½
 
 stock phrase "Mark had always been fascinated by women. He loved the way they looked, the way they smelled, the way they sounded"
 
-Cost: 
-Rating: ★★★
+**Cost:**  
+**Rating:** ★★★
 
 ### Xpression Camera
 
  * it's limited in the sense of noticeably not being a magic mirror (that key fraction of a second behind real time, pixelly, it's just doing basic eye-mouth tracking, so expressions are limited in that sense, distortion if you tilt your head too much), but it gets _close enough_ to being a magic mirror to be really exciting: I blink, the woman on the screen blinks; I open my mouth, she opens her mouth. Amazing!!
  * I haven't actually tried this on a video call yet (any readers interested in a call?)
 
-Cost: 
-Rating: ★★½
+**Cost:**  
+**Rating:** ★★½
 
 ### Stable Diffusion
 
+<a href="/images/stable_diffusion_celebrity_img2img.png"><img src="/images/stable_diffusion_celebrity_img2img.png" width="650" style="margin: 0.4pc;"></a>
+
  * For some reason, I really love celebrity prompts! (Where "individual people whose faces I recognize" is the actual thing, but celebrities are the way to realize that)
  * Yeah, you can already see lots of pictures of celebrities online
  * still in the distorted uncanny-valley regime, most of the time
  * img2img for pose customization!!
 
-Cost: 
-Rating: ★★★½
+**Cost:**  
+**Rating:** ★★★½
 
 It's weirdly better at depicting America Ferrera
 https://laion-aesthetic.datasette.io/laion-aesthetic-6pls/images?_search=oprah&_sort=rowid Oprah
@@ -79,7 +86,7 @@ https://laion-aesthetic.datasette.io/laion-aesthetic-6pls/images?_search=Nana+Vi
 
 ### Takeaways
 
-Why write about this? Why write about icky erotic stuff on a blog that also has Science and Philosophy stuff that's safe for work? Well, in the current year I think there's actually a public interest in being clear that—if I'm the kind of person who becomes a trans women in Berkeley, which no one seems to dispute—this is the kind of thing people like me spend a lot of time on. And—it just, doesn't really seem like something actual-females would relate to
+Why write about this? Why write about icky erotic stuff on a blog that also has Science and Philosophy stuff that's _unambiguously_ safe for work? Well, in the current year I think there's actually a public interest in being clear that—if I'm the kind of person who becomes a trans women in Berkeley, which no one seems to dispute—this is the kind of thing people like me spend a lot of time on. And—it just, doesn't really seem like something actual-females would relate to
 
  * I didn't masturbate from Sat. until Wed. in anticipation of trying on the mask in a hotel room; I was delighted that I came a little bit (entirely flaccid) while shitting—that's a sign that I had succeeded in building up, and yet somehow I didn't feel very horny or get as much pleasure when the time came? Maybe I'm getting old?
  
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