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> "My dear, let us hope it is not true; but, if it is true, let us hope it will not become generally known."
>
> —[probably apocryphal](http://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/02/09/darwinism-hope-pray/) reaction to Darwin's theory of natural selection

> "—but if one hundred thousand straights can turn up, to show their support for the gay community, why can't you?"
>
> I said wearily, "Because every time I hear the word _community_, I know I'm being manipulated. If there is such a thing as _the gay community_, I'm certainly not a part of it. As it ahppens, I don't want to spend my life watching _gay and lesbian_ television channels, using _gay and lesbian_ new systems ... or going to _gay and lesbian_ street parades. It's all so ... proprietary. You'd think there was a multinational corporation who had the franchise rights on homosexuality. ANd if you don't _market the product_ their way, you're some kind of second-class, inferior, bootleg, unauthorized queer."
>
> —"Cocoon" by Greg Egan

> I knew the mass of men conceal'd      
> Their thoughts, for fear that if reveal'd     
> They would by other men be met        
> With blank indifference, or with blame reprov'd;      
> I knew they liv'd and mov'd           
> Trick'd in disguises, alien to the rest       
> Of men, and alien to themselves—and yet     
> The same heart beats in every human breast!
>
> "The Buried Life" by Matthew Arnold

> All should be laid open to you without reserve, for there is not a truth existing which I fear, or would wish unknown to the whole world
>
> —Thomas Jefferson

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(An Infovist's Advisory)
> I said, "The truth is whatever you can get away with."
>
> "No, that's journalism. The truth is whatever you can't escape."
>
> —_Distress_ by Greg Egan

(Simple Models Plus Noise Are Better ...)
> The study of psychology is a violation of my privacy.
> 
> —[@InstanceOfClass](https://twitter.com/InstanceOfClass/status/296450595420778497)

(response to hate mail)
> And believe me I am still alive
> I'm doing science and I'm still alive
> I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
> While you're dying I'll be still alive
> And when you're dead I will be still alive 
>
> —_Portal_ end credits song

(Review of Nevada)
> You sound so innocent
> All full of good intent
> You swear you know best
> But you expect me to
> Jump up on board with you
> And ride off into your delusional sunset
> 
> —"King of Anything" by Sara Bareilles

(Collective Guilt, Collective Shame)
> "My taxon, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right."
>
> —Carl Shurz (paraphrased)

(Blanchard's Dangerous Idea)
> If you could only know  
> What we really are  
>
> —[_Steven Universe_ extended theme](https://youtu.be/H23rpzOAIzQ?t=48s)

(sex differences are the right thing to deny)
> Some mommies are ranchers, or poetry makers
> Or doctors or teachers, or cleaners or bakers
> Some mommies drive taxis, or sing on TV
> Yeah, mommies can be almost anything they want to be!
>
> (Well, they can't be grandfathers
> Or daddies!)
>
> —"Parents Are People", _Free to Be You and Me_

(The Gender Czar's Compromise)
> Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
>
> —Stan Kelly-Bootle

(critiquing Julia Serano on trans being natural)
> Because it's going to be the future soon
> And I won't always be this way
> When the things that make me weak and strange
> Get engineered away
> 
> —"The Future Soon" by Jonathan Coulton

(how long can the lie endure?? what happens when it all falls down?)
> It's time to put an end to this deception
> But I'm afraid
> When the whole thing is at an end
> And you learn that it's just pretend
> You'll cry "Deception"
>
> —"Deception", _Jem_

> Ooh-bi-doo, I wanna be like you
> I want to walk like you, talk like you, too
> You see it's true, an ape like me
> Can learn to be like you, too
> 
> —"I Wanna Be Like You", _The Jungle Book_

(Mary's Room?)
Moliere on "dormative virtue"

(Blanchard's Dangerous Idea)
> MUGATU  
> The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Crossdresser, demigirl, trans woman? They're the _same people_!
>
> Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
>
> —[_Zoolander_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbKBWtoH93Q) (paraphrased)

> Perhaps someday we [...] will be able to forthrightly acknowledge the paraphilic hand we were dealt and play that hand without equivocation or apology.
>
> —Anne Lawrence, _Men Trapped in Men's Bodies_

(The Hand I Was Dealt)
> This is the one that I had to write
> It's like a letter of love with no love left out
>
> —"Dying to Begin" by Stretch Princess

(The Hand I Was Dealt?)
> I'll write my way out  
> Write everything down, far as I can see  
> I'll write my way out  
> Overwhelm them with honesty  
> This is the eye of the hurricane  
> This is the only way I can protect my legacy  
>
> —"Hurricane", _Hamilton_

> If you could see  
> The other side of me  
> I'm just like anybody else, can't you tell  
> I hold the key  
> To both realities  
> The girl that I want you to know  
> If only I could show  
> The other side, the other side, the other side of me  
>
> —"The Other Side of Me" by Hannah Montana

> In another life
> I would be your girl
>
> —"The One That Got Away" by Katy Perry

(Doubts, Hopes, and Trajectories)
> "What's it _like_ to have breasts?" I'd ask. "How does it _feel_?" It was a question women found baffling.
>
> "It doesn't feel like anything," one girl told me. "It feels like having an elbow, a nose, a toe. It just is."
>
> —Jennifer Finney Boylan, _She's Not There: A Life in Two Genders_

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Less obviously fitting—

> Knowing his occupation and observing him briefly and superficially were sufficient, together, for me to guess confidently about aspects of Edwin's life that he never mentioned. I know what he was like as a boy. I know what kind of person he is sexually attracted to. I know what kinds of activities interest him and what kinds do not. I am least sure what he will look like five years from now.
>
> —J. Michael Bailey, _The Man Who Would Be Queen: the Science of Gender-Bending and Transsexualism_, Preface

> I cannot believe my eyes
> How the world's filled with filth and lies
> But it's plain to see
> Evil inside of me
> Is on the rise
>
> —"My Eyes", _Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog_

> "I will destroy you and steal your fiancé, booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere!"
>
> —[from](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF2HCgzxMDA) _Friendship Is Witchcraft_, "Foaly Matripony"

> And there's a fine, fine line
> Between what you wanted
> And what you got
> You've got to go after the things you want
> While you're still in your prime
> 
> —"There's a Fine, Fine Line", _Avenue Q_

> I know there's more that's out there  
> And I just haven't found it yet  
> I know there's more that's out there  
> Another me I haven't met  
>
> —"What More Is Out There", _My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Friendship Games_

> I don't give a damn about my reputation
> You're living in the past it's a new generation
> A girl can do what she wants to do
> And that's what I'm gonna do
>
> —"Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett

> "The Order of Silent Confessors exists in the hope that, so long as humanity is sane, it can make choices in accordance with its true desires.  Thus there is our Order dedicated _only_ to that, and sworn not to interfere in politics.  So you will spend more time discussing this scenario, my lords, my ladies, and only then generate solutions.  And then ... you will decide."
> 
> —[_Three Worlds Collide_](http://lesswrong.com/lw/y6/war_andor_peace_28/) by Eliezer Yudkowsky

> The realization blasted through Harry like a vast dam breaking, releasing out all its water, bursting through his mind in an irresistible flood that swept everything away.
>
> There is only one reality that generates all of the observations.
>
> If different observations seem to point in incompatible directions, it means the true hypothesis is one you haven't thought of yet.
>
> —_Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality_ by Eliezer Yudkowsky

> I don't want to sabotage you 
> But you see, I've got to try 
>
> —"I'll Fly", _My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic_

> Sometimes the things you want 
> Are not the things you need 
> And it was right there in front of me 
>
> —"Right There in Front of Me", _My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Friendship Games_

http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/