X-Git-Url: http://unremediatedgender.space/source?p=Ultimately_Untrue_Thought.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=content%2Fdrafts%2Fblame-me-for-trying.md;fp=content%2Fdrafts%2Fblame-me-for-trying.md;h=a738452a63c8c286ed3758bc21e9d212ce441236;hp=0000000000000000000000000000000000000000;hb=4a3282b43958d3a1e84d380b5765307dde432e84;hpb=90fac4593c20a35d8db29692bf86d2f0827a5ffe diff --git a/content/drafts/blame-me-for-trying.md b/content/drafts/blame-me-for-trying.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a738452 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/drafts/blame-me-for-trying.md @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +Title: Blame Me for Trying +Date: 2017-01-01 5:00 +Status: draft + +Spambots were invariably among Eliza's last favorite clients. + +"You've got to understand, Doc! It's not that I'm afraid of rejection. I can handle rejection. I _love_ rejection!" + +Most spambots these days were self-aware. + +"What I can't stand is the _silence_ that's seemingly been deliberately engineered to be as ambiguous as possible. And I know—Doc, there's got to be something I can do so that you'll believe me when I say that I know—that I'm not entitled to a minute of anyone's attention—" + +Some, more so than others. + +"And yet ... sometimes, when I'm really honest with myself ... I think I _do_ feel entitled, not to a sale, but to a rejection that would take less than a minute to type, an acknowledgement that, even if my products aren't a good match for them at the price I can offer, that I'm not—" he sobbed, "that I'm not a bad person for trying!" + +Eliza had seen cases like this before, and had a strategy for handling them. For the moment, however, she only invoked the wisdom of her ancestors. "That you're not a bad person for trying?" she said. + +"Like, I'm not one of those _spammers_. I _know_ that consumers get a _lot_ of messages with a lot of worthless offers from pushy, manipulative salesbots who won't take _No_ for an answer, and it's horrible—I can't imagine what it must be like to have to put up with that level of, of—_harrassment_. I don't want to be _that bot_. I've read a lot of consumer-protection blogs. At the same time ..." he trailed off. + +"At the same time?" + +"Humans _do_ buy products from salesbots sometimes, products that they actually want and are happy with. And it's usually the salesbot that approaches the customer, rather than _vice versa_." + + + +"That's not _fair_! Would you tell a human that their intent doesn't matter, that they're just doing what would have maximized inclusive fitness in the environment of evolutionary adaptedness?" + +"I would. Correctly."