X-Git-Url: http://unremediatedgender.space/source?p=Ultimately_Untrue_Thought.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=content%2Fdrafts%2Ffriendship-practices-of-the-secret-sharing-plain-speech-valley-squirrels.md;h=ff4da554966ff5f11da85af7f2f707ae84a31754;hp=c13a256c941676de8c3f2915703929dc1fd96632;hb=1850729d5f85629efb4d40bbe2dfce20ed53b829;hpb=ff704c0849d1b7008eb4702a6cce15dc5c16b1e9 diff --git a/content/drafts/friendship-practices-of-the-secret-sharing-plain-speech-valley-squirrels.md b/content/drafts/friendship-practices-of-the-secret-sharing-plain-speech-valley-squirrels.md index c13a256..ff4da55 100644 --- a/content/drafts/friendship-practices-of-the-secret-sharing-plain-speech-valley-squirrels.md +++ b/content/drafts/friendship-practices-of-the-secret-sharing-plain-speech-valley-squirrels.md @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ Title: Friendship Practices of the Secret-Sharing Plain Speech Valley Squirrels Date: 2017-01-01 5:00 -#Status: draft +Category: parable Once upon a time, in the Valley of of Plain Speech in the hinterlands beyond the Lake of Ambiguous Fortune, there lived a population of pre-intelligent squirrels. Historical mammologists have classified them into two main subspecies: the west valley ground squirrels and the east valley tree squirrels (numbers 9792 and 9794 in Umi's grand encyclopædia of Plain Speech creatures, but not necessarily respectively—I remember the numbers, but I can never remember which one is which).