X-Git-Url: http://unremediatedgender.space/source?p=Ultimately_Untrue_Thought.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=content%2Fdrafts%2Fproduct-review-faceapp.md;fp=content%2Fdrafts%2Fproduct-review-faceapp.md;h=3d85004cf6e91dc769866fbe19f2957d92c2545c;hp=0000000000000000000000000000000000000000;hb=4d04c0013a46d2f5f84288e543d8d2b77ff4dc4a;hpb=1af3b9290ccbd81d8a61aeb31dc157acb514d383 diff --git a/content/drafts/product-review-faceapp.md b/content/drafts/product-review-faceapp.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3d85004 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/drafts/product-review-faceapp.md @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +Title: Product Review: FaceApp +Date: 2020-01-01 05:00 +Category: other +Tags: product review +Status: draft + +This app! This app is _the uniquely best piece of software in our world_. + +this is plausibly the best photo of me ever (I won't say the best crossdressing photo, because obviously all photographs of men are bad; only photographs of women or women-adj have the potential to be good) + +the horror of seeing what I look like with a beard + +I paid ten dollars for the yearly subscription + +In the tiny fraction of decoherent futures in which + +in the glorious transhumanist future, there's also BrainApp that can do reversible mental transitions +(I mean, BodyApp is the fun part, but BrainApp is educational) + +Shut up! Shut up and take my money! + +When the girl in the mirror is obviously a guy in a dress (even when you squint), + +the girl in the phone you can _believe in_.