5 "It's [International Transgender Day of Visibility](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Transgender_Day_of_Visibility), but I'm not going to say anything obnoxious about it, because I've already spent my obnoxious-infovism budget for the quarter, and I'm sensitive about managing the trade-off between the demands of my aggressive autogynephilia anti-denialism campaign, and the good of social harmony with my extremely trans friend group!" proclaimed Mark. "_You're welcome_."
7 "That announcement itself was _incredibly_ obnoxious," Alexa pointed out. "You know that your pretentious displays of purported self-awareness don't excuse you from the consequences of your actions, right?"
11 "Like, you didn't expect us to—how do I put this?—_pretend not to notice_, right?"