7 "Mark, I can't quite place it, but you look ... _different_ somehow," says Alexa.
9 "Oh, yes, I'm experimenting with a nonstandard hormone balance. It's kind of like being transgender, but without the part where you delusionally claim to be a woman."
13 "I said, 'It's kind of like being transgender, but less socially-disruptive.' Why, what did you think I said?"