+> With the Hopes that our World is built on
+> They were utterly out of touch,
+> They denied that the Moon could be defined to be Stilton;
+> They denied she identified as Dutch;
+> They denied that Wishes should be categorized as Horses;
+> They denied that a Pig could be stipulated to have Wings;
+> So we worshipped the Gods of the Market
+> Who promised these beautiful things.
+>
+> —Rudyard Kipling, ["The Gods of the Copybook Headings"](http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_copybook.htm) (paraphrased)
+