-... I did not fit. It took a huge stuggle just to get the suit on at all, and I did substantial damage to it in the process, ripping a huge tear in the back (from the center to the left hip), _and_ derailing the zipper, _and_, somehow, detaching the sides of the zipper from the suit (!?).
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-In retrospect, I should have taken care to heed the direction to apply talcum powder to my skin and the inside of the suit, before stuggling so much, and on that count, I'll easily accept the rip in the back as "my fault", but the way the zipper derailed and detached so easily seems like more of an indicator of a low-quality product?
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-After the struggle
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-The cleavage is visually nice (no seam when looking own at one's chest!), but the breasts hung significantly too low—
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-I would describe the overall effect as "cartoony."
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- * hard to fit member in urination option, I swear it leaked urine out side?—not sure how the hydraulics worked there
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-"The most jiggle and bounce imaginable"
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- * also: can't masturbate with the bottom on!
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-The product page had already warned that all sales of this item were final (would _you_ want to buy one of these used?)
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-Customer service was very nice and helpful when I wrote to them about my experience.
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-offered glue for zipper (I assume they don't hire actual women for those jobs)
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- * I ended up cutting it in half to try to wear the pieces separately, but the cut was a little too below waist for the now-"shorts"
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-(The fake purple rose petals in the box were a nice touch.)
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- * I like the idea, but overall, do not recommend
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-**Cost:** $600
-**Rating:** ★
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-### [Crea FX Taylor Silicone Mask](https://www.creafx.com/en/special-make-up-effects/taylor-silicone-mask/)
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-<div style="float: right;">
-<a href="/images/mask_plain.jpg"><img src="/images/mask_plain.jpg" width="200" style="margin: 0.1pc;"></a>
-<a href="/images/mask_with_wig_and_rose-colored_glasses.jpg"><img src="/images/mask_with_wig_and_rose-colored_glasses.jpg" width="165" style="margin: 0.1pc;"></a>
-</div>
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-It really looks like a woman's face!
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-The skin color and texture is much more realistic than the cartoon beige of the Gold Seal bodysuit reviewed above. (I wonder how much it helps that Crea FX are visual-effects artists by trade—makers of male masks and monster masks for movies and plays—rather than being in the MtF business specifically, like the Breast Form Store. They know—I assume they _must_ know—that a lot of their female masks are purchased by guys like me with motives like mine, but we're not the _target_ demographic, the reason they mastered their skills.)
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-Getting the mask on and off was no problem at all.
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- * somehow looks worse in photographs than it does in the mirror?] standing a distance from the mirror in a dark hotel room, I actually bought it?!
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- * worst nonrealism: visible eyeholes; fix—sunglasses?
- * going to reprise Ens.-Sylvia-Tilly-wearing-sunglasses at Fan Expo 2022 to see if I can pass at all
- * Is it possible that I stretched out the nose area??
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-**Cost:** €672
-**Rating:** ★★★★½
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-### Gold Seal Padded Panties
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-[hasn't arrived yet, ordered in a rush on 18 November for next week's convention; I got Large at first, couldn't find my measuring tape because my room is such a mess, saw that I had told the representative that I was a 38" around the belly button, called them up to ask to change the order to Extra large, the voice on the line sounded actually-female! how does a woman end up taking that job!!]