+
+> A woman came up to me and said
+> "I'd like to poison your mind
+> With wrong ideas that appeal to you
+> Though I am not unkind"
+>
+> —"Whistling in the Dark" by They Might Be Giants
+
+> Here's to those who love not too wisely, no, not too wisely, but too well
+> To the girl who sighs with envy when she hears that wedding bell
+> To the guy who'd throw a party if he knew someone to call
+> Here's to the losers, bless them all
+>
+> —"Here's to the Loser"