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+Title: Fresh Princess
+Date: 2020-01-01
+Category: other
+Tags: cathartic
+Status: draft
+
+(After [_xkcd_ #464](https://xkcd.com/464/).)
+
+Now this is a story all about how
+My life got flipped-turned upside down
+And I'd like to take a minute
+Just sit right there
+I'll tell you how I became convinced that the