"Introductions"

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+Title: Introductions
+Date: 2016-10-19 18:45
+Category: fiction
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+"Mark, this is Alexa. Alexa, this is Mark."
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+"Pleased to meet you," she says.
+
+"Pleased to meet you," I say. "You're very tall," I add awkwardly.
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+"Thanks, I get that a lot," she says. "What's your shirt about?"
+
+I look down at myself, to be reminded to my chagrin that today is the day I chose to wear my new custom "LATE-ONSET GENDER DYSPHORIA IN MALES IS NOT AN INTERSEX CONDITION, YOU LYING BASTARDS" T-shirt.
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+"Oh, that's the name of my favorite rock group," I say. "They're from Canada. You probably haven't heard of them."