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+Title: Book Review: Matt Walsh's <em>Johnny the Walrus</em>
+Date: 2021-05-15 05:00
+Category: commentary
+Tags: natalism, review (book)
+Status: draft
+
+This is a terrible children's book that could have been great if the author could have just _pretended to be subtle_.
+
+Our protagonist, Johnny, is a kid who loves to play make-believe.