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diff --git a/content/drafts/grim-trigger-or-the-parable-of-the-honest-man-and-the-god-of-marketing.md b/content/drafts/grim-trigger-or-the-parable-of-the-honest-man-and-the-god-of-marketing.md
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@@ -4,7 +4,11 @@ Category: other
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-In the days of auld lang syne in the kingdom of Gend, the tribe of Ageep, the children of Trevi, were much despised in kingdom, for it was said that their crafts and ways were stolen from the tribe of Phem, whom the people of Ageep envied bitterly.
+> Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, [_I Will Fear No Evil_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Will_Fear_No_Evil)
+>
+> —Psalm 23 (paraphrased)
+
+In the days of auld lang syne in the kingdom of Gend, the tribe of Ageep, the children of Trevi, were much despised in kingdom, for it was said that their crafts and ways were imitations stolen from the tribe of Phem, whom the people of Ageep envied bitterly.
 
 And the God of Marketing appeared before the tribe of Ageep and said, "Cooperate with me, and I will explain to all the peoples of Gend that your crafts and ways are native to your people."
 
@@ -43,7 +47,14 @@ And the honest man said, "Defect!" And he blew the whistle.
 
 And the priests of the . And he said, 
 
+In the mountains! "Defect!"
+
+In the valley! "Defect!"
+
+In the alleyways of the capital city! "Defect!"
+
+On the road to the provinces, fleeing an angry mob wielding pitchforks, torches, and the occasional brick! "Defect!"
 
-"_Defect defect defect defect defect!_"
+Mashing the big red button on a remote detonator! "_Defect defect defect defect defect!_"
 
 Defect!