+
+> "LMAO", says a member of the Community Team. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke in the world!" "Well, go ahead, tell me!" says the other judge. "I can't–I just gave someone a code of conduct violation for it!"
+>
+> —old Soviet joke (paraphrased)
+
+> Don't think.
+> If you think, then don't speak.
+> If you think and speak, then don't write.
+> If you think, speak, and write, then don't sign.
+> If you think, speak, write, and sign, then don't be surprised.
+>
+> —Soviet proverb
+
+https://xkcd.com/1942/
+
+> A woman came up to me and said
+> "I'd like to poison your mind
+> With wrong ideas that appeal to you
+> Though I am not unkind"
+>
+> —"Whistling in the Dark" by They Might Be Giants