7 "Mark, I can't quite place it, but you look ... _different_ somehow."
9 "Oh yes, thanks for noticing. I'm experimenting with a nonstandard hormone balance. It's kind of like being transgender, but without the part where you delusionally claim to be a woman."
13 "I said, 'It's kind of like being transgender, but less socially disruptive.' Why, what did you think I said?"