"You Probably Haven't Heard of Them"
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1 Title: You Probably Haven't Heard of Them
2 Date: 2017-01-31 17:58
3 Category: fiction
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5 "Hey Mark, a bunch of us are going to a concert tomorrow night: the Holograms are headlining at the Rose Garden, and I have an extra ticket. You want in?" offered Caleb.
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7 "Maybe ..." said Mark. "Who's the opening act?"
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9 "Let me check," said Caleb, fiddling with his phone. "Geez, that's a weird band name."
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11 "Who is it?"
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13 "It says, 'Late-Onset Gender Dysphoria in Males Is Not an Intersex Condition, You Lying Bastards'."
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15 "I'm in!"