content/drafts/fresh-princess.md

   1 Title: Fresh Princess
   2 Date: 2020-01-01
   3 Category: other
   4 Tags: cathartic
   5 Status: draft
   6
   7 (After [_xkcd_ #464](https://xkcd.com/464/).)
   8
   9 Now this is a story all about how
  10 My life got flipped-turned upside down
  11 And I'd like to take a minute
  12 Just sit right there
  13 I'll tell you how I became convinced that the