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+Title: Product Review: FaceApp
+Date: 2020-01-01 05:00
+Category: other
+Tags: product review
+Status: draft
+
+This app! This app is _the uniquely best piece of software in our world_.
+
+this is plausibly the best photo of me ever (I won't say the best crossdressing photo, because obviously all photographs of men are bad; only photographs of women or women-adj have the potential to be good)
+
+the horror of seeing what I look like with a beard
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+I paid ten dollars for the yearly subscription
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+In the tiny fraction of decoherent futures in which 
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+in the glorious transhumanist future, there's also BrainApp that can do reversible mental transitions
+(I mean, BodyApp is the fun part, but BrainApp is educational)
+
+Shut up! Shut up and take my money!
+
+When the girl in the mirror is obviously a guy in a dress (even when you squint),
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+the girl in the phone you can _believe in_.